{"id":711,"date":"2009-11-27T18:00:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-28T02:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/?p=711"},"modified":"2009-11-29T10:44:02","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T18:44:02","slug":"geocaching-the-trail-of-terror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/geocaching-the-trail-of-terror\/","title":{"rendered":"Geocaching the Trail of Terror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year for the past several years a geocacher by the name of HaZzMaTt places a trail of caches by the bike trail next to the Santa Ana River.  This yearly event is known as the Trail of Terror.  Jacob and I try to get out and grab some of the caches via bicycles.  We were also, or at least I was, trying to wear off some of those calories from thanksgiving.  We grabbed several caches today.  We started with \u201cBamboozled 6 HaZzMaTt\u2019s Revenge.\u201d  Needless to say, we left bamboozled.  This cache is located somewhere in a cut down grove of bamboo.  There were too many places to look.  <\/p>\n<p>Next it was off to the cache named \u201cSuppository (Home of But Crack Rock).\u201d  This rock structure actually looks like someone\u2019s backside protruding out of the surface of the earth.  This one was a fairly quick find.  The next cache was \u201cAberrations.\u201d  A few more calories just burned off for this one.  It seems that burning calories via exercise is more of an aberration for me in the past few years.  As for the cache \u201cCarbon Footprint\u201d it really would have been easier to drive the car to this cache.  Then again, no cars on the bike trail.<\/p>\n<p>A ways off the bike trail we came to \u201cGodzilla Unleashed.\u201d  We looked at Ground Zero (GZ) and could not find anything.  He had been on the move towards the North.  It is the wrong time of the year for exothermic beings to be headed in a northerly direction. However, hiding in the rocks was a foot tall Godzilla monster, 30 feet to the North of GZ.  The next cache threw Jacob.  It was not near where it was last year.  The cache was named \u201cThe Curse of the Tiki.\u201d  It was hiding in a tall pole next to the bike trail.  Jacob had to use me as a \u201cTool of The Trade\u201d or TOTT to make the grab.  The cache was at about 9 feet above ground level.  As for the name of the cache &#8211; I do not know about \u201cThe Curse of the Tiki.\u201d  Cursed may come tomorrow if the Motrin does not work well.  <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_710\" style=\"width: 440px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00563.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-710\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00563-430x322.jpg\" alt=\"On the Trail of Terror\" title=\"IMG00563\" width=\"430\" height=\"322\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00563-430x322.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00563-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00563.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-710\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">On the Trail of Terror<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We were than off to \u201cScary Monsters.\u201d  We had to get off the trail and back into the brush.  If you get to far back in the brush after sundown it may get scary.  As for the monsters this afternoon, they were fairly tame.  From here we rode back to the truck to take a rest.  IT was then off in the other direction to \u201c13 Mocking Bird Lane.\u201d  This was a quick find.  The cache was hidden in a door knob.  One could say, we had a handle on the cache without any problems.  From there it was off to \u201cIn the Hand of Death\u201d which was a gloved hand that looked like it was cut off.  When the glove was raised up off the hand, in the palm was a cache container.  I surmised that I s where the name, \u201cin the Hand of Death\u201d came from.<\/p>\n<p>We then rode off to \u201cMark of the Beast.\u201d  They have these yellow poles to mark where monitoring wells are along the trail.  One of the poles is a fake and is actually a cache container.  Why it is the \u201cMark of the Beast\u201d it is not known to me.   Then next cache was \u201cDying for a Smiley.\u201d  If you geocache, you log your finds at Geocaching.com.  When you log them, the cache mark becomes a smiley face.  As for this cache, I knew I wore a bike helmet for something.  I needed the protection form danger and I went in to the middle of a bush for the grab.  <\/p>\n<p>The next cache was in some good camouflage.  It was called \u201cSerial Killers\u201d and was off the path.  Jacob found this one as I was looking around.  We were then off to the cache known as \u201cChopping wood while intoxicated.\u201d  The area is full of cut up wood.  I was thinking that this cache should have been bloody or have a body part.  There was nothing like that.  It was just hanging in a tree.  Not on the ground where it was last year.<\/p>\n<p>We were then off to the cache named \u201cSticking your hand down a dark hole\u201d which is aptly named for an old oak tree that has fallen down and has large holes in it.  Why does there always have to be a dark hole?  This was not as bad as I thought, I brought a flashlight.  After a minute or two, Jacob found the cache.  As for the cache \u201cThe face of fear\u201d it was a funny find.  I was within a couple of feet of this cache looking in the wrong place, the ground.  Jacob looked at me and laughed at how close I was to the cache and did not even know it.  Directly above my head was the cache hanging in the tree.  Good thing it could not bite.<\/p>\n<p>We headed off to the next cache, \u201cIn Plane View.\u201d  I know where the \u201cplane\u201d was because there has been this plane fuselage in the river bottom area for years.  Someone actually lived in the plane fuselage for years.  They may still live in it, or at least in the trailer next to it.  As for the cache, we went to GZ and had to do a little looking.  We found it in a cut off telephone pole.  There is nothing like those small cache containers hiding in dark places. Jacob raced off to the next cache, \u201cDead Horse.\u201d  He remembered where the sign for \u201cno horses\u201d was.  By the time I got there, he had grabbed the cache.  I was tired of pedaling my bike.  The last find of the day was \u201cSwamp Thing.\u201d  It was a fairly quick and easy find for both of us.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_709\" style=\"width: 440px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00560.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-709\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00560-430x322.jpg\" alt=\"Survived the Trail of Terror\" title=\"IMG00560\" width=\"430\" height=\"322\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-709\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00560-430x322.jpg 430w, https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00560-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gdpalmer.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG00560.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-709\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Survived the Trail of Terror<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year for the past several years a geocacher by the name of HaZzMaTt places a trail of caches by the bike trail next to the Santa Ana River. 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